Sunday, March 22, 2009


Posting each day is a feat
except for those who retweet.
The fun never ends
for five thousand friends,
and only a few ever meet.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Expedient Melody

Some of my friends are in shock:
our president's principles in hock.
But it's not too soon
for changing his tune.
At least now there's someone to mock.

Today's inspiration: 

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Too Good to Bail

Zach asked Uncle Sam for a bail
since his mortgage exceeded his sales.
"But it's not in our will
to help those who pay bills.
Too bad you're not too big to fail."

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"He Started It!"

Pot and kettle, sittin' in a tree,
pointin' blame at each other, you see.
Giant douche or turd sandwich?
Good Lord, will we ever be free?

Today's inspiration:

Third line references my favorite South Park episode.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Prop 8 Debate Absurdity

Marriages in past are all legal
whether they're gay or straight or regal.
Now the judges have got
their shorts tied in a knot.
It's time for a Prop 8 upheaval.

Today's inspiration:

Victorson's Naivete

A jobless dude scratches his head
that his check was taxed into the red.
But why should it be so
when we already know
that our government taxes the dead?