"He Started It!"

Pot and kettle, sittin' in a tree,

pointin' blame at each other, you see.

Giant douche or turd sandwich?

Good Lord, will we ever be free?

Today's inspiration:

http://washingtontimes.com/weblogs/joe-curl/2009/Mar/08/obama-makes-oval-office-call-reporters/

Third line references my favorite South Park episode.